dear sandra lee,

I have your cookbooks and think you're pretty funny. And I like that you make boozy fun drinks and appear to have fun making them. And drinking them! So please don't take this the wrong way, as I'm a BIG dog lover, but why are you sending me this email?

Am I to assume that your dog died? I have never seen your sweet pup on any of your shows. I'm sure she was lovely. But could you at least have included a photo of you with the dog OR at least indicated who the email was from the the body of it? I feel bad even saying anything at all, but it was... a tad bizarre.

Let's get back to the cooking emails and Semi-Homemade mango-chill-aritas, okay? Many thanks.