one of those costco people

I'm officially one of those people that I used to judge. Those people milling about the giant boxes of cereal and pasta, loading up like they've giving the shit away. Those people with their carts so full of Costco crapola, you'd think that the apocalypse was upon us.

Yup. That's me. I had this realization as I was pushing my giant ass cart throughout the store on Saturday by myself, which meant I had to navigate the heavy beast through the crowds and try not to run over any small children. I think it was the fake Ugg boots that pushed me over the edge. Yes. I'm now the {not so} proud owner of what I like to call Fuggs, but they are oh-so comfy. And they were $35, which is a steal. They're almost the exact same as Uggs. I wonder if they're made in the same factory. Go ahead and judge me, I don't even care. I'll have warm feet around the house this winter!

I also got 300-count sheets for $60, a tub of cookie dough for $5, cases of Vitamin Water for $12, and photo frames - 2 11x14s for $20. And a bunch of other stuff.

If you can't beat em, join em... now get your kid outta my way because you know I can't see over my full cart.